Thursday, September 12, 2013

Tomorrow will be mail day....

I can't say that I will be sad to see Malice leave my home. I have bite marks and scratches and even had to get a series of rabies shots because she refuses to floss and her mouth is incredibly unsanitary. The only reason I am able to write this is because I found out extreme cold puts her in a kind of zombie like hibernation. I just found a nice zip lock bag and put her little ass in the freezer. She chewed and clawed the bag, but once the cold hit, peace at last. If you see my name on the package as the sender please beware when you open it. She is going to be very, very angry. Or just pop it in the freezer for a few hours....Also please remember cats are her favorite snack. Hide them I say, HIDE THEM.......Melinda

3 comments:

Kerry said...

Perhaps she needs to be mailed in a styrofoam cooler ...... that malicious Malice !!!!

A Little Creation said...

Cool a zombiecicle!
Chris =]

val said...

Oh I will try that before mailing tomorrow! Maybe the boys need to simply "chill out!"