We invited Mel A. Gnome' to our weekend 4th of July bash at the river to enjoy some fun and sun. He came in his trunks (LSU logo trunks to be exact) and sunglasses (solar control, uv rated, designer sunglasses) and brought his own beach towel (that said something about a cup of joe with a steaming hot cup of coffee printed on it).. I thought "how sweet he is!" But, before we could even get the boat in the water he was laid out on the dock with his beach towel watching and whistling as girls went by. We threatened to leave him because he was rather embarrassing.
Can't tell you how many times I heard "It's my turn." Or how many times the crew was threatening to throw Mel overboard. And asking me why we had to bring him along?
So not just my gnome mis-behaving, but Mel caused every one else to mis-behave.
Seems like Mel definitely had a good time though.