I woke up to the sound of a very unmanly yelp coming from the man beside me....He pointed upwards and said, "what the heck is that?" I squinted in the direction he was pointing and what did I see? (note to reader, please ignore the dust bunnies on the fan blade...)
A very disgruntled husband got out of bed and let me know "that this gnome thing has gone way too far.." (note to husband, 'oh, we haven't even gotten started yet..")
Once he left, I shut the door and Gaylord and I had a heart to gnome.
"it is really rude to spy on people when they are sleeping." I told him...
"Was'nt spying." he croaked right back
I just gave him the evil eye...."well?"
"I was aspiring to greater heights."
"oh good lord." I said to him
"A gnome's gotta do what a gnomes gotta do when he aint got no
"Iknow, I know, NO FEET!" I interrupted, " and I am sick of hearing about your lack of feet!!!!"
Aspire to this precious.......Moohaha......